马克吐温名言中英文

一、Reading health books must be careful, maybe a printing error will be the death of you.

二、习惯就是习惯，谁也不能一下子把他从窗口扔出去，而只能一步一步将他印下楼梯。

三、保持健康的唯一办法是：吃你所不愿吃的东西，喝你所不爱喝的饮料，做你所不想做的事情。

四、人类中绝大多数人，不论是野蛮的或是文明的，在暗地里都是心地善良和畏畏缩缩地不敢叫人受苦的人，可是当着一小撮专事侵略和残酷无情的人面前，他们就不敢固执己见。

五、If your friends begin to say how young you look, it is that you are getting old.

六、医生知道的如此之少，收费却如此之高。

七、同样是说话，同样是阐述自己的思想，有人惹来了一身麻烦，有人却赢得了阵阵掌声，这就是表达的哲学。

八、历史并不重复，只是押韵而已。

九、I can live for two months with a compliment.

十、Don't be a fool and to argue, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

十一、人一生中最重要的两天就是出生那天和发现人生目标的那天。

十二、预定时间到了。葬礼已经开始，在四十英里之外，可是我全都看得清楚，好比我在场一样。地点在兰顿的宅邸的图书馆旁，洁恩的棺材停放在四十年前她母亲和我站着的地方，我们就是在那里结婚的。十三年前，苏西的棺材已放在那里，要不了多久，我的棺材也会放在那里。

十三、Don't know what you will be more careful, trouble is you think you know.

十四、Discipline is like massage therapy, must rub rub.

十五、如果我生下来就是八十岁，而慢慢长到十八岁的话，人生会更加快乐无穷。

十六、I'll never use the money in a dubious way.

十七、If I was born eighty years old, and slowly grow to eighteen years old, life will be more happy.

十八、他的感觉就像一个人高高兴兴地跳着去看彩虹，结果却被雷劈了。

十九、没有一个世纪，也没有一个国家曾经缺少过这样的专家，他们能够知道上帝的心思，而且也愿意表示出来。

二十、猫与谎言最大的差别是，猫有九条命。

二十一、不要和一个蠢货去争辩，他会把你拉低到他的水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。

二十二、良好的教养在于隐藏我们对自己较佳的评价，以及隐藏我们对他人较差的评价。

二十三、从前有一句贺辞，非常美妙，像黄金一样宝贵。你向富裕的山上攀登的时候，希望你能遇到一个朋友。

二十四、Grief can be self cooking; and the taste of joy, if you want to fully understand, you must have someone to share.

二十五、Constitute the main component of life, not facts and events, it is the main component of the thought of the storm, it is all life in the human brain blow.

二十六、悲伤可以自行料理；而欢乐的滋味如果要充分体会，你就必须有人分享才行。

二十七、Even if you close your mouth and look like a fool, you are better than the opening to make sure that you are a fool.

二十八、让我们陷入困境的不是无知，而是看似正确的谬误论断。

二十九、亚当是全世界最幸运的男人。因为他没有岳母。

三十、If you adopt a dying dog, feed it to the fat, it will never bite you. That's the main difference between people and dogs.

三十一、真理还在穿鞋的时候，谎言就走遍了半个世界。

三十二、如果你收养一条快要饿死的狗，把它喂得肥肥的，那它决不会咬你。这就是人与狗的主要差别。

三十三、戒律就像按摩疗法，必须用力揉擦。

三十四、Kindness is a universal language, it can make the blind deaf feel, smell, beyond the borders of the good. Is non-stop on people can stop and, sometimes, people around me are the most in need of your help!

三十五、善良，是一种世界通用的语言，它可以使盲人感到，聋子闻到，超越了国界的善良。正在马不停蹄赶路的人不妨停下来，有时候，身边的人是最需要你的帮助！

三十六、一个奇怪的、虚荣心十足的、令人生厌的女人！我看我实在无法喜欢她，除非是在汪洋大海中的一只木筏上，见不到其他粮食的时候。

三十七、我永远不会使用以可疑的方式得来的钱。

三十八、一个人若有一茶匙头脑，便会有一份傲气。

三十九、A cat and a lie is the biggest difference is that a cat has nine lives.

四十、Human beings in the vast majority of people, no matter is barbaric or civilization, in secret is kind-hearted and timid dare not call to the suffering of the people, but when a handful of specializing in aggression and ruthlessness of the front, they dare not opinionated.

四十一、黄金时代在我们面前而不在我们背后。

四十二、The children were sent to school, at least at that time, it was a school. Effeminate young generation every day here concentrate on hard work ten hours, from books, learn some things they don't understand the useless, relying on nothing more than rote memorization, like a parrot; therefore subject to finish education achievement only two points, one is forever a headache, reading skills, read fluently very, not stopping to spell the words, not ventilation.

四十三、A strange and full of vanity and boring woman! I think I don't love her, unless it is a raft in a vast expanse of water in, not to see other food.

四十四、Be sure to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is one of the most valuable guidelines, which can make you develop a serious and responsible job and do not think that the habit of suffering.

四十五、His feeling is like a man to go to see the rainbow happily, the result was thunder.

四十六、Adam is the luckiest man in the world. Because he has no mother in law.

四十七、Hope seems like a family, without it, you will find life boring; with it, you feel every day for its hard work, is a kind of trouble.

四十八、It is not ignorance that makes us into trouble, it is a fallacy that seems right.

四十九、The only way to stay healthy is to eat what you don't want to eat, drink what you don't like, and do what you don't want to do.

五十、Humor is a power of salvation.

五十一、As long as let me create a national superstition, I will no matter who gave him the law, no matter who gave it a song.

五十二、每天务必做一点你所不愿意做的事情。这是一条最宝贵的准则，它可以使你养成认真尽责职而不以为苦的习惯。

五十三、Not a century, no country has ever lacked such an expert, they can know the mind of God, but also willing to express it.

五十四、If a man has a teaspoon of the mind, there will be a pride.

五十五、人类是唯一会脸红的动物，或是唯一该脸红的动物。

五十六、希望好像一个家庭，没有它，你会觉得生活乏味；有了它，你又觉得天天为它辛劳，是一种烦恼。

五十七、When love comes, you can't and it theory, also can't tell it about the price.

五十八、The violet left its scent on the ankle, and that is forgiveness.

五十九、孩子们被送进了学校，至少在当时，那总算是一个学校吧。柔弱的幼年一代每天在这里专心致志地苦干上十个钟头，从书本里学些他们所不懂的毫无用处的东西，依靠死记硬背，像鹦鹉学舌似的；因此受完了教育的成绩只有两点，一是永远的头疼，二是念书的本领——念起来流利得很，既不要停下来拼字，也不要换气。

六十、在衣着上你可以不修边幅，但切不可让灵魂染上污点。

六十一、虚假的谦让一出现，真正的谦让就及时消亡。

六十二、Every life has an asset, it is higher than the value of all other assets, is his last breath.

六十三、爱情到来的时候，你既不能和它理论，也不能跟它讲价钱。

六十四、A good education is to hide our good evaluation of ourselves, and to hide our poor evaluation of others.

六十五、Every man is like the moon, with the dark side that never let anyone see.

六十六、Humans are the only animals that blush, or the only animals that blush.

六十七、即使闭起嘴看起来像个傻瓜，也比开口让人家确认你是傻瓜来得强。

六十八、每个人都像月亮，有着从来不让任何人看见的黑暗面。

六十九、紫罗兰把它的香气留在那踩扁了它的脚踝上，这就是宽恕。

七十、History does not repeat, but only rhyme.

七十一、A false humility, true humility will die in time.

七十二、只凭一句赞美的话我就可以充实地活上两个月。

七十三、Habit is a habit, who can not throw him out of the window, and can only step by step down the stairs.

七十四、如果你的朋友们开始夸你看上去多么年轻，那就是你正在变老的确据。

七十五、The scheduled time is up. The funeral had begun, and it was forty miles away, but I could see it clearly, as I was there. Place beside the library of Langton's mansion, clean well the coffin parked in forty years ago, her mother and I stood where, we just got married there. Thirteen years ago, her coffin has been placed there, or how long, I will put in the coffin there.

七十六、Is also speak, is also expounded their ideas, people attracted trouble, but won the applause, this is the expression of philosophy.

七十七、读养生保健的书可得加小心，没准儿一个印刷上的错误就会要了你的命。

七十八、构成生命的主要成分，并非事实和事件，它主要的成分是思想的风暴，它一生一世都在人的脑中吹袭。

七十九、Once there was a message, very beautiful, like as precious as gold. When you are climbing up the hill, I hope you will meet a friend.

八十、In the clothes you can but don't let careless about dressing, tainted soul.

八十一、The golden age is before us, not behind us.

八十二、When the truth is putting on its shoes, lies halfway around the world.

八十三、只要让我创造一个国家的迷信，我就不管归谁给他制定法律，也不管归谁给它编歌曲了。

八十四、The two most important days in your life are the day when you were born, and the day when you found your purpose.

八十五、The doctor knows so little, the charge is so high.

八十六、不懂的事你自然会多加小心，惹祸上身的都是你以为懂的事。

八十七、每一个人生下来都拥有一项资产，它比其他所有的资产价值都高，就是他最后的一口气。

八十八、Sometimes reality is more absurd than fiction, because fiction is in a certain logic, and the reality is often no logic at all.

八十九、幽默是一股拯救的力量。

九十、有时候真实比小说更加荒诞，因为虚构是在一定逻辑下进行的，而现实往往毫无逻辑可言。