让人笑到抽筋的搞笑说说

1.ln fact I am very cold,just to be your gentle其实我很高冷，只是待你温柔。

2.Try to make you laugh but lost the cry for you费尽心思逗你笑，却输给了那个让你哭的人。

3.Remember my good, or remember me　　记住我的好，或记住我就好。

4.Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5.I thought love can fulfill the dissatisfaction of lifeHowever, it is love that produces more regret我以为爱情可以填满人生的遗憾，然而，制造更多遗憾的，却偏偏是爱情。

6.If the whole world betrays you, I will be behind of you, betraying the whole world如果全世界都背叛你，我会站在你身后，背叛全世界。

7.Do not need to envy others you have me不需要羡慕别人，你有我。

8.Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven与其在天堂为仆，不如在地狱为主。

9.I'm always following behind you　其实，我一直都在你身后，只差你一个回头。

10.I know I do not leave you, so I utter not a single word我深知我留不住你，所以我不言不语。

11.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry　没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

12. I miss you, but I'm trying not to care anymore我想你，但我试着不再去在乎了。

13.You can cry，But you can not lose。你可以哭，但不能输。

14.Don't argue with the people of strong determination，because they may change the fact!别和意志坚定的人争辩，因为他们可以改变事实！

15.As more and more people leave you, the more and more important those who remain become　因为离开你的人越来越多，所以留下来的人就越来越重要。

16.When you watch the scenery from the bridge, the sightseer watches you from the balcony The bright moon adorns your window, while you adorn another’s dream　你站在桥上看风景，看风景的人在楼上看你。明月装饰了你的窗子，你装饰了别人的梦。

17.峩的难过找不到人诉说憋屈在心里慢性死亡

18.曾经的曾经，我们一起微笑。如今的如今，我们彼此陌路。

19.以前发了疯的想。现在拼了命的忘。