关于动物的搞笑说说大全：狮屎胜于熊便！

1.Save your heart for someone who really cares.把你的心留给真正在乎它的人

2.The most qmainful distance, you are not with me but in my heart.最痛的距离，是你不在我身边却在我心里。

3.Posession diminishes perception of value,immediately.一件东西一旦拥有，便马上贬值。

4.Your happy passer-by all knows, my sad there is no place hides.你的幸福路人皆知，我的悲伤无处遁形

5.Love remained short,but the memory lasts long.爱那么短，遗忘那么长。

6.他是梦，一场华丽的梦。*

7.I will Lengnuanzizhi it，More will look out for themselves。我会冷暖自知，更会好自为之。

8.In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.想要无可取代，就必须时刻与众不同

9.I desire to grow old with you without paying.多想一个不小心，就跟你白头到老。

10.Love is like the wind, I can' t see it, but I can feel it .爱就像一阵风，虽然看不见，但是感受得到.

11.When you are tired of my shadow I became your shadow.你当腻了我的影子我就开始变成你的影子。

12.The more you care, the more you have to lose.在意的越多，失去的就越多。

13.I am gentle, but you, who do not give.我的温柔，除了你，谁都不给。

14.Don and I play ambiguous, you cannot play.别和我玩暧昧,你玩不起.

15.coming days would be long. After all do not grow, grey-haired.来日方长、终究长不到白发苍

16.Something is a knot when you reserve it,a scar when it’s opened.有些事，不说是个结，说了是个疤

17.Thankedyou to come, was very regrettable you to get out ofthe way.谢谢你曾经来过,很遗憾你还是走开.