“适度撩一撩，感情会升温”
分享海报“别对我用美男计，否则我将计就计。”
01、你在我身边的时候，我从未羡慕过任何人。
When you're by my side, I've never envied anyone.
02、 心里有个满分的你，所以看谁都差点意思。
Having a perfect image of you in my heart, so everyone else seems a little lacking.
03、有的人就是说不清哪里好，但就是谁都替代不了。
Some people are just indescribably special, and no one can replace them.
04、别对我用美男计，否则我将计就计。
Don't use your charm to seduce me, otherwise I'll play along with your scheme.
05、 你瘦的时候就住在我心里，后来胖了，卡在里面出不来了。
When you were thin, you lived in my heart. But then you got fat and got stuck there, unable to come out.
06、 我和你在一起当然是有图谋的，图你一辈子啊。
Of course I have ulterior motives for being with you. I'm aiming for your whole life.
07、你为什么老是找我聊天，是不是喜欢我。不是的话，我再想想办法。
Why do you always chat with me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of a way.
08、年纪大了，经不起凶，只想被你宠。
I'm getting older and can't handle being treated harshly. I just want to be pampered by you.
09、这位先生我要以心动杀人逮捕你。
Sir, I'm arresting you for murder by making my heart skip a beat.
10、外面风大,有什么事咱们被窝里说。
It's windy outside. Let's talk about it under the blankets.
