“过年回村这样发,笑死你的朋友圈”
01、过年衣服买好了吗,我今年准备走复古风穿去年的。
Have you bought the clothes for the New Year? I'm going to go retro this year and wear last year's clothes.
02、我过年回家的作用就是让亲戚过嘴瘾
The function of my coming home for the New Year is to make my relatives addicted to words.

03、都市隶人的农村生活即将开启
The rural life of urban emigrants is about to open.
04、从妈妈的大宝贝到惹人嫌只用了两天
It took only two days to go from mom's big baby to being annoying

05、在家一周母慈子孝,超过一周鸡飞狗跳
A week at home is a week of filial piety, more than a week of chicken flying and dog jumping.
06、做了十分钟的家务,手机吃醋了,于是我哄了它一下午。
After doing housework for ten minutes, my mobile phone got jealous, so I coaxed it all afternoon.

07、回家了,这次属于我的骂,我要全部挨回来
I'm going home. I'll get all the scolding that belongs to me this time.
08、回村了,这一次,属于我的谣言,我全部都要听清楚
Back to the village, this time, I want to hear all the rumors that belong to me.

09、别人提钱回家,我也提前回家过年
Others bring money home, and I also go home early for the New Year.





















