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分享海报01、谁能想到我相貌平平，居然是龙的传人。
Who would have thought that I am a descendant of the dragon, even though I look ordinary?
02、别说我宅，但凡我有点钱，你们连我的影子都见不着。
Don&39、;t talk about my house, as long as I have some money, you can&39、;t even see my shadow
03、跟我吵架解决不了任何问题，但你夸我试试。
Fighting with me won&39、;t solve any problems, but you praise me for trying
04、没有获得一丝真情， 给我泼天的富贵怎么了。
I didn&39、;t get a trace of truth, what happened to the wealth that splashed the sky on me?
05、间接性踌躇满志，持续性混吃等死。
Indirect complacency, continuous eating and waiting to die
06、人生有觉尽情睡， 莫使枕头空对被。
Sleep as much as you want in life, don&39、;t let the pillow be empty to the quilt
07、今年的收入还算乐观， 除去一切开支还剩个锤子。
This year&39、;s income is still optimistic, excluding all expenses, there is still a hammer left.
08、连我都需要参加的会议， 多半是没必要开的。
Meetings that even I need to attend are mostly unnecessary
09、放假一定要熬夜，这样假期就会比别人多。
You must stay up late during the holiday, so that you will have more holidays than others
