“睡醒挑一句，去癫死你的朋友圈”
分享海报01、深夜：我了不起；早上：我起不了
Late at night: I am amazing; Morning: I can't get up
02、现在年纪大了，不敢用可爱宝宝当头像了，怕别人以为是我生的。
Now that I am old, I dare not use a cute baby as my avatar, for fear that others will think that I gave birth to it.
03、有一种悔恨叫做，刚开始还价，老板就答应了
There is a kind of regret that the boss agreed at the beginning of the counter-offer
04、人如果没有梦想，那就跟无忧无虑没啥区别
If people don't have dreams, they are no different from carefree.
05、我的才华：复制，粘贴，发送
My talent: copy, paste and send.
06、快过年了，大家ATM取款时注意用手遮挡，以防被不法分子看到笑话。
The Chinese New Year is coming soon. When you withdraw money from ATM, you should pay attention to cover it with your hands to prevent criminals from seeing jokes.
07、大家有没有不用的钱啊我可以帮大家处理掉
Do you have any unused money? I can help you get rid of it.
08、白天的我：再熬夜就是狗。凌晨四点的我：小狗应该也熬夜吧
Me during the day: staying up late is a dog. Me at four o'clock in the morning: The puppy should also stay up late.
09、每天早出晚归的，财神来敲门了我都不在家。
I go out early and come back late every day, and the god of wealth knocks at the door. I am not at home.
