“早上起床这么发，朋友圈里乐哈哈”
分享海报01、做人不要太攀比，要比就来比早起。
Don't keep up with the joneses, come earlier than before.
02、好无聊，发个朋友圈看看有没有人骂我。
So boring, send a circle of friends to see if anyone scolds me.
03、熬夜会让人变丑，但如果本来就丑的话，还是可以继续熬的
Staying up late can make people ugly, but if they are ugly, they can still endure it.
04、起床了家人们，旁边没人还睡那么起劲
Get up, family, no one is still sleeping so hard.
05、早八的路上，狗路过我都会骂它两句。
On the way to the eighth day of the morning, I will scold the dog when he passes by.
06、很喜欢早起，有种魂飞魄散的错觉，天灵盖没盖上的感觉。
I like to get up early very much, and I have the illusion that the top of my skull is not covered.
07、糟糕，又被生活叫醒了，通往富婆之路的一天又开始了
Worse, I was awakened by life again, and the day on the road to the rich woman began again.
08、如果我不发朋友圈炫耀一下，那我早起还有什么意义。
If I don't show off in my circle of friends, what's the point of getting up early?
09、起床了，希望还在睡的人从床上掉下来。
Get up, I hope those who are still sleeping fall out of bed.
5、“²⁰²⁵/₁₁.₀₇立冬，朋友圈这样发，好有感觉~”🧡
