"4月1号愚人节这样发，去笑死你朋友圈"
分享海报1、四月请对我好点：工资可以欺骗我，但花呗必须真还。
Please be kind to me in April: the salary can deceive me, but the flowers must be paid back.
2、备胎们今天集体转正，毕竟今天是唯一说真话的机会。
The spare tires collectively turned positive today. After all, today is the only chance to tell the truth.
3、2月14的情人节我排不上号，4月1的愚人节你总该轮到我了吧。
I can't rank on Valentine's Day. It's your turn on April Fool's Day.
4、情人节收不到花，愚人节收不到'我喜欢你'，就是今天最大笑话。
No flowers on Valentine's Day and' I like you' on April Fool's Day are the biggest jokes today.
5、喜欢一个人就要去表白，虽然失败的可能性很大，但是万一成了呢
If you like someone, you have to confess. Although there is a great possibility of failure, what if you succeed?
6、4月1号老板说发奖金时千万别信！毕竟其他364天他也在骗。
Don't believe it when the boss says to pay bonuses on April 1! After all, he lied for the other 364、days.
7、愚人节最怕老板说加班，就问你，你到底走还是不走？
April Fool's Day is most afraid of the boss saying overtime, so I ask you, are you going or not?
8、突然收到'我养你'短信？请先发送银行卡验下征信报告。
Suddenly received a' I raise you' message?Please send the bank card credit report first.
9、4月1号第一天就收到开心消息，刚刚被表白了，让我们恭喜刚刚。
I received happy news on the first day of April 1st, and I have just been confessed. Let's congratulate you.
