搞笑英文说说心情短语

1、不要忽略妈，妈当年一朵花！

Don't ignore mom, mom was a flower!

2、课堂上的稀客，饭堂里的常客。

The classroom well regulars in the cafeteria.

3、绑不住我的心就不好说我花心！

Can't hold my heart can't say I heart!

4、从天堂到地狱，哥只是路过人间。

From heaven to hell, I'm just passing by.

5、思想品德不及格，总比没思想好。

Thought and moral is not passed, better than not good.

6、路见不平一声吼，吼完一声继续走。

At the sight of injustice with a roar, roar end sound to go.

7、哥们最大的愿望是：美女不穿衣裳！

Man's biggest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes!

8、我的精神分裂好了，我和我都很好。

My mind is split, and I'm fine with me.

9、我好像对纸过敏，每次做作业都难受。

I feel like I'm allergic to paper, and I feel bad every time I do my homework.

10、别撕开嘴的笑，在撕你都不会有酒窝。

Don't tear the mouth smile, you will not have dimples in the tear.