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一、我要努力攒钱，争取买一个自动取款机。

二、卖花的小姑娘拉着我，说道：大哥哥，买花吧，一看就知道你是花心的人。

三、把头扎高，把零食丢掉，把手机放下，把眼泪擦干，别折腾自己，姑娘你还有未来。

四、大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。

五、你那副正经的样子，貌似真的听懂人话呐！

六、上帝说：出门不要忘记带伞，一会儿我要浇花。

七、Do you know well? It's OK to play a video, when it's your home TV, one by one.

八、According to a verbal statement without any proof, eat.

九、The most happy to go to school is: today the class teacher is not in.

十、The day just fell asleep, received a message: the sleeping position, heavy sleep.

十一、打雷的时候，站在大树底下，对老天爷说，我也要穿越！

十二、My friends around me, you quickly became famous, so my memoirs can be sold.

十三、Yesterday I went to the city to attend the pigeon competition, the result is a man went to the.

十四、Were you born to be thrown into a second, but only caught?

十五、人生得意须尽欢，过了山海关都是赵本山。

十六、生活就是我妈生出来，我必须活下去。

十七、Brother, brother, brother, exam nobuharu brother, never do homework, I do not fail the exam.

十八、Human face, tree bark, wire pole to cement.

十九、Is the night, thoughts have become so presumptuous.

二十、Female base is hypocritical, shizuo is full of affection.

二十一、老娘变天鹅的时候，你还是个蛋呢。

二十二、不要说你不认识我，刚好我也不认识你，真是缘分啊！

二十三、青春就想为卫生纸，看着挺多，用着，还嫌少。

二十四、Spring is not called out, the real thing is done!

二十五、First love infinite good, just hang up early.

二十六、You're a real person, you really understand!

二十七、孤单是一个人的狂欢，狂欢是一群人的孤单！

二十八、Close your eyes and imagine that you're slowly getting old together with you. Cry.。

二十九、I am not the same as you, because I am a person.

三十、Indoorsman Indoorswoman standard: in bed with computer as the center, with long arms as the radius of taking goods activities.

三十一、My greatest weakness is that I'm a fault.

三十二、Everyone is a dreamer, when the dream is gone, only to home.

三十三、Ask a question: why do birds faint love sit in on line? The best explanation is online to chat.

三十四、I scold you even, than I hit you, just know me but.

三十五、Bad guys need strength, scum need grade.

三十六、一时的冲动，子孙的危机！

三十七、我那么钟爱你，你钟爱我一下会死啊。

三十八、Love is a kind of courtesy, narcissism is a kind of pride, love is a kind of style is not love is a kind of taste.

三十九、最卑贱不过感情，最凉薄不过人心。谢谢你的笑容，让我看不清你的心。

四十、你大脑抽筋，小脑打结，中枢神经变态，我劝你还是自杀算了。

四十一、醒是一回事，起床又是一回事。

四十二、如果你曾歌颂黎明，那么也请你拥抱刘德华。

四十三、男人有钱就变坏，女人变坏就有钱。

四十四、人要脸，树要皮，电线杆子要水泥。

四十五、找不到我喜欢的伞，我宁愿淋湿。

四十六、问一个淡淡的问题：鸟儿为什么爱在电线上排排坐？最佳解释是在线才能聊天。

四十七、Waking is one thing, getting up is another.

四十八、There are many ways to destroy the friendship, the most complete one is to borrow money.

四十九、我跟伍佰不熟，他弟弟二百五跟我很熟。

五十、我不是随便的人，我随便起来不是人。

五十一、那天刚睡着，收到一个短信：睡姿不对，重睡。

五十二、宅男宅女标准：在床上以电脑为圆心，以胳膊长为半径拿取物品活动。

五十三、夏日来临祝你：百事可乐美年达，非常可乐冰红茶，可口可乐娃哈哈。

五十四、Put you in my heart of stone containing cherry small mouth.

五十五、我最大的缺点，就是缺点钱。

五十六、我身边的朋友们啊，你们快点出名吧，这样我的回忆录就可以畅销了。

五十七、I'm not a casual person, I'm not a man.

五十八、In Egypt, a man can marry four wives, and that much more tired, or china.

五十九、我的精神分裂好了，我和我都很好。

六十、你什么时候请我吃饭，一会我就出去给你买袋干脆面。

六十一、没什么事不要找我，有事更不用找我。

六十二、Pay phone to take time, just know, my words so valuable.

六十三、暗恋是一种礼貌，自恋是一种骄傲，明恋是一种格调不恋是种味道。

六十四、在埃及，一个男人可以娶四个老婆，那得多累啊，还是中国好。

六十五、When it thunders, standing under a tree, for God said, I also want to cross!

六十六、As a youth is like toilet paper, looking very much, with too few.

六十七、最是夜深人静时，思念才变得如此放肆。

六十八、Most people only do three things: a lifetime of self deception, deceptive, be bullied.

六十九、My spirit is good, I'm fine with me.

七十、平时骂你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武双全。

七十一、初恋无限好，只是挂得早。

七十二、But the most humble feelings, the most cool thin but the people. Thank you for your smile, let me see your heart.

七十三、I'm not familiar with Wu Bai, his brother was familiar with me two hundred and fifty.

七十四、Time is right, the address is right, and the feeling is right!

七十五、太压抑不好凡事适可而止不太过份你可以当什么事都没有。

七十六、打死你，我也不会说。

七十七、The snack bar head, throw away the mobile phone down, dry your eyes, don't torture yourself, girl you have a future.

七十八、Life is proud to be happy, over Shanhaiguan is Zhao Benshan.

七十九、缴手机费时，才知道，原来我的话这么值钱。

八十、The computer to play more, watching TV all want to fast forward.

八十一、Lonely is a person's Carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!

八十二、Money like dirt, but all the people are scrambling to do dirt collector.

八十三、我正被川大***着，现在我唯一能做的就是最大限度地把姿势摆对！

八十四、我知道，天下无不散宴席，可是，至少，宴席上我要吃得爽！

八十五、When I become a swan, or your eggs.

八十六、The teacher finished the lesson: do not understand? I stretch: the teacher what class ah.

八十七、时间对了，地址对了，情感对了，却缔造人物不对！

八十八、把你的铁石心肠含在我的樱桃小口中。

八十九、Go to the examination room full collapse, see paper full of tears. Back to the things of the exam, the exam will not.

九十、I am not the RMB, how can let everyone love me?

九十一、The customer is not God, the customer is only.

九十二、Please don't hold hands with you because I have black hair fluttering.

九十三、你出生后是不是被扔上去次，但只被接住次？

九十四、我是耶稣他儿子，椰子！

九十五、Do not say that you do not know me, just I do not know you, really love ah!

九十六、The world's most egg pain thing, is to do the dream is to wake up.

九十七、起那么早干嘛？夜总会还没开门呢！

九十八、I wish you a summer season: Pepsi Cola, Mirinda, Cola Ice Black Tea Wahaha, Coca-Cola.

九十九、请你不要说持子之手与子偕老因为我还要黑发飘飘。

一百、每个人出生时都是原创的，但可悲的是，很多人渐渐活成了盗版

一百零一、Your brain cramps, cerebellar knot, central nervous, I advise you or suicide.

一百零二、揍你个性生活不能自理！

一百零三、Ten years, but I do not know your heart is what the love let us can not guess it!

一百零四、人生只有走出来的美丽，没有等出来的辉煌！

一百零五、Life is a big market, people in which are sold to buy it.

一百零六、The little girl took me, said: big brother, flowers, see that you are the person.

一百零七、在美人面前：有危险要救，没有危险制造危险也要救。

一百零八、In the face of beauty: there is a danger to save, there is no danger to create a dangerous.

一百零九、人生就是一个大市场，人在里面都是买这卖那。

一百一十、Kill you, I won't say.

一百一十一、I can't find my love umbrella, I would rather get wet.

一百一十二、Every person was born with the original, but sadly, many people gradually became piracy

一百一十三、老师讲完课后道：还有哪不懂？我伸个懒腰道：老师这节什么课啊。

一百一十四、电脑玩多了，看电视都想快进。

一百一十五、股市是有经验的人获得很多金钱，有金钱的人获得很多经验的地方。

一百一十六、I was Sichuan rape, the only thing I can do now is to maximize the pose of!

一百一十七、空口无凭，吃饭为据。

一百一十八、Kong Zi said, the three men will be my wife. Choose their beautiful and marry the.

一百一十九、闭上眼，幻想着与你一起慢慢变老的画面。黯然泪下。

一百二十、人家减肥减腰减屁股，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。

一百二十一、跟你很熟吗？没事弹个视频，当是你家电视啊，一按就出人。

一百二十二、Life is my mother's life, I must live.

一百二十三、I am Jesus, his son, coconut!

一百二十四、People lose weight minus waist, why you need to start from brain cells.

一百二十五、Believe that you are a blind eye.

一百二十六、顾客不是上帝，顾客只是上当。

一百二十七、Beat your personal life can not take care of themselves!

一百二十八、The man is so lazy that nothing is left.

一百二十九、Bad things too depressed without too much when you can not overdo sth. what did not.

一百三十、我又不是人民币，怎样能让人人都钟爱我？

一百三十一、昨天去市里参加放鸽子比赛，结果就我一个人去了。

一百三十二、贱女就是矫情，贱男就是多情。

一百三十三、哥，哥，哥，考试信春哥，不用做功课，保我不挂科。

一百三十四、这个人很懒，什么都没留下。

一百三十五、孔子说，三人行，必有我妻。择其靓者而娶之。

一百三十六、I so love you, you love me will die.

一百三十七、Life only come out of the beautiful, not so brilliant!

一百三十八、If you ever sing the dawn, then also ask you to embrace Andy Lau.

一百三十九、走到考场全崩溃，见到卷子全流泪。背的东西全不考，考的东西全不会。

一百四十、视金钱如粪土，但所有的人都在争着做粪土收藏家。

一百四十一、I know that the world is a good feast, but, at least, I want to eat a good!

一百四十二、When men have money, they go bad.

一百四十三、God said: do not forget the umbrella out, while I have to water the flowers.

一百四十四、我们每个人都是梦想家，当梦走了，就只剩想家了。

一百四十五、十年知己却不知你心里想的是什么那爱情让我们都猜不透了吧！

一百四十六、春不是叫出来的，是真刀真枪干出来的！

一百四十七、毁灭友情的方式有许多，最彻底的一种是借钱。

一百四十八、I want to save money, to buy an automatic teller machine.

一百四十九、A momentary impulse, a descendant of the cr***!

一百五十、我和你不一样，因为我是人。

一百五十一、人世间最蛋疼的事儿，正在做美梦呢被尿憋醒。

一百五十二、信你一成，双目失明；信你两成，无期徒刑。

一百五十三、What are you doing up so early? The nightclub is not open yet!

一百五十四、No things don't look for me, something more don't need to find me.

一百五十五、One of the greatest sorrow, is not willing to do his own.

一百五十六、坏人需要实力，败类更需要品位。

一百五十七、一个人最大的悲哀，就是不愿意做他自己。

一百五十八、上学最开心的一句话就是：今天班主任不在。

一百五十九、When you ask me to have dinner, then I'll go out and buy you a bag.

一百六十、The stock market is a lot of experience of people get a lot of money, people get a lot of money to get a lot of experience.