qq个性签名英文搞笑

一、你快回来，我一人忽悠不来！

二、只要瘦，什么都百搭，要是胖，什么都白搭。

三、不看你终身遗憾，看你遗憾终身。

四、大便的离去，是马桶的追求，还是屁股的不挽留。

五、Original happy base camp, leaving only the headquarters of Sheenah.

六、爱一个人是什么感觉？就是说了晚安还想说晚安。

七、I looked down, and not defeat, but I'm looking for money.

八、Itch? Itch is right, the wound in the long meat, nerve endings are also in the long.

九、For a long time no one to hide such a fresh wind of the refined!

十、No matter the mud, as long as the wall, always stick out of the point of touch.

十一、The teacher said not to throw rubbish, or I would throw you out.

十二、Even if the whole world to leave you, there is one I come to accompany.

十三、好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了！

十四、When the perfume of money, no money to wipe toilet water.

十五、Tonight, let us use the cold war heating!

十六、我把你当朋友，你把我当傻子，姐也不是好惹的。

十七、我哭着来到这个世界上，就打算哭着回去！

十八、Middle finger is one of the sign language of modern society.

十九、Finance is a universal truth, you are my only one.

二十、Behind every successful man, there is a woman full of nothing to do.

二十一、别对我太好，免得我以身相许你又不要。

二十二、犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之

二十三、你那些恶作剧我是故意中招的，因为想看见你的笑颜。

二十四、青春就像蒲公英，看似自由，却身不由己。

二十五、You come back, I'm not a flicker!

二十六、就算全世界离开你，还有一个我来陪。

二十七、The guy who, back and piss gargle again!

二十八、I'll be proud to hear what you said to me.

二十九、The water for two days, second days, I found a lot of girls in the class I do not know.

三十、Real drunby, dare to faceitselfhas no thickness.

三十一、我的婚礼上会有你穿着婚纱走过红地毯。

三十二、鸭子本来不会飞，但是煮熟了就会飞了。

三十三、Goods have expired, people have to look tired, you can force when the father in the eyes of cattle.

三十四、谁说女追男隔层纱啊？隔你妹！明明隔了个大西洋！

三十五、人生最大的缺憾就是不能吻自己的脸。

三十六、Milk is not necessarily a mother's money must be the lord.

三十七、Who said the female pursues the man? Your sister! Clearly separated from the Atlantic!

三十八、In a word, if you want to go crazy, the mind will simply move forward!

三十九、Youth is like a dandelion, seemingly free, but involuntarily.

四十、The world idiotic so much, but you have become one of the best.

四十一、现在的大学生太没素质了！过来拷毛片，居然用剪切！

四十二、Love a person is what feeling? That is to say good night and want to say good night.

四十三、To love a person is too painful, so I have a good love.

四十四、Your practical joke I was deliberately misled, because I want to see your smile.

四十五、我对你眨眨眼，你硬说那是放电。

四十六、Like things seem to be difficult to retain, such as money.

四十七、涐们的故事、始终都是那么旳唯美。

四十八、I met you, I know that dinosaurs can be in fact once again.

四十九、像我这么帅的，一旷课就会被发现。

五十、Because you have a double chin, so you can not bow to any difficulties.

五十一、一时兴起，拿你的照片做桌面，***居然中了电脑病毒。

五十二、种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！

五十三、Night without sleep, because people just want to shelling, without a trace, a wild dog.

五十四、暗恋一个人太痛苦了，所以我暗恋了好几个。

五十五、用洗面奶洗了把脸，发现自己的象素变高了。

五十六、常言道，冰冻三尺，非微波炉不能解冻！

五十七、姐妹们说，明儿算命去，算算那些贱人的命。

五十八、The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.

五十九、Like a mad dog bite too, kneeling down, so glad.

六十、Wash the face with facial cleanser, found that their pixels become higher.

六十一、Like me so handsome, a school will be found.

六十二、我一直没有理解小可爱的意思，直到遇见你。

六十三、You don't want to lose weight you grow ugly not just because you are fat.

六十四、猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。

六十五、姑娘没白马了，去抢头驴吧。

六十六、格式化自己，就是为了删除你！

六十七、I'm blocking all the time only love you a person.

六十八、I put you as a friend, you put me as a fool, sister is not a good.

六十九、上课的时候不省人事，下课铃一响精神百倍！

七十、喜欢的东西好像都难以留住，比如钱。

七十一、痒吗？痒就对了，伤口在长肉时，神经末梢也在长。

七十二、有奶不一定是娘有钱就一定是爷。

七十三、原来快乐大本营，走了谢娜只剩大本营了。

七十四、世界上的脑残这么多，可是你却成了其中的佼佼者。

七十五、I have been under this age should not have a handsome and witty, I am very tired.

七十六、最近猪肉又涨价了，你这身价应该也涨了。

七十七、听到你对我说的话，我就会得意一整天。

七十八、我悄悄的来，悄悄的走，挥一挥匕首，不留一个活口。

七十九、I quietly, quietly, waved a dagger, leaving no one alive.

八十、你出生后是不是被扔上去次，但只被接住次？

八十一、Can't hold my heart can't say I heart!

八十二、冬天来了，我不小心把棉被洗了。

八十三、从小到大，唯一不变的就是一颗不想念书的心。

八十四、When the examination, on both sides of the students are not really let me in a dilemma.

八十五、You were born after being thrown up, but only to be caught?

八十六、佩服从来不找我聊天的人，我这么好玩竟然都不找我说话。

八十七、The so-called holiday, the family was suspected, go out no money, every day special leisure.

八十八、中指是现代社会不能少的手语之

八十九、不管泥再烂，只要翻到墙上，总能粘出点摸样。

九十、Marriage is like ordering food in a restaurant. Once the food is up, it's not to give back.

九十一、In fact we are handing the first grade, why kill it.

九十二、Elder sister is not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask the elder sister answer that.

九十三、婚姻就像在餐馆点菜，一旦菜上来，是不给退的。

九十四、绑不住我的心就不好说我花心！

九十五、每个成功的男人背后，都会有一个吃饱了没事做的女人。

九十六、You say you want to die or did not want to live.

九十七、I have not understood the meaning of idiot, until I met you.

九十八、我没有这种天分，包容你也接受她。

九十九、你说要去看左耳，我找遍了整个医院你却在电影院。

一百、I cried and came to this world, is going to cry to go back!

一百零一、The heart becomes a desert island, no one buys, it will not be sold.

一百零二、我低下了头，并不是认输，而是我在找钱。

一百零三、Admire the people who never talk to me, I am so fun to talk to me.

一百零四、哥混到现在，能拿得起又放得下的也就只有筷子了。

一百零五、是老师说不能乱扔垃圾，不然俄早把你扔出去了。

一百零六、真正的装逼，敢于直面本身没有厚度的脸皮。

一百零七、像一条疯狗，咬过跪太低头过，所以庆幸。

一百零八、The sisters said, tomorrow to count the fortune teller, Bitch.

一百零九、因为你有双下巴，所以遇到任何困难都不能低头。

一百一十、那个谁，回去撒包尿漱漱口再来吧！

一百一十一、今夜，让我们用冷战取暖！

一百一十二、Do not look at your lifetime regret, to see you regret for life.

一百一十三、You said you were going to see the left ear, I looked all over the hospital and you were in the cinema.

一百一十四、你不要再减肥了你长得丑不只是因为你胖。

一百一十五、I'll have you walking through the red carpet at my wedding.

一百一十六、你说你是我朋友，其实我知道，动物的确是人类的朋友。

一百一十七、When the class become unconscious, when the bell rang full of energy!

一百一十八、Format yourself, just to delete you!

一百一十九、The girl didn't have a white horse, so she grabbed her head.

一百二十、Recently, pork prices have gone up, you should have gone up.

一百二十一、For a moment, take your photos to do the desktop, *** actually in the computer virus.

一百二十二、全校停水俩天，第二天我发现班里好多女生我都不认识了。

一百二十三、Who said the bean curd beat the dead, the next time to try to change the frozen tofu.

一百二十四、Our story is always so beautiful.

一百二十五、Winter is coming, I do not care to wash the quilt.

一百二十六、有钱的时候喷香水，没钱的时候抹花露水。

一百二十七、夜无寐，只想寻欢打炮，人无踪，一只野狗干活。

一百二十八、谁说豆腐拍不死人，下次换冻豆腐试试。

一百二十九、Mao's face when the most valuable.

一百三十、People are in love we are the city power outage.

一百三十一、The departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or not to retain the buttocks.

一百三十二、I told you that it was you blink, discharge.  

一百三十三、The biggest regret in life is not to kiss your face.

一百三十四、As the saying goes, Rome was not built, the microwave oven can be thawed!

一百三十五、A fierce look at you not how, carefully look not as fierce as a look.

一百三十六、少女诚可贵，少妇价更高，若有富婆在，二者皆可抛。

一百三十七、所谓放假，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。

一百三十八、As long as the thin, what are all-match, if fat, what is of no use.

一百三十九、姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。

一百四十、You are so pleasant that I don't love you.

一百四十一、货有过期时，人有看腻时，你在爹眼里还能牛逼几时。

一百四十二、Don't be too good for me, lest I yishenxiangxu you don't.

一百四十三、你那么讨人喜欢叫我怎么不爱你。

一百四十四、我一直在承受这个年纪不该有的帅气和机智，我好累。

一百四十五、心脏变成一座荒岛，无人收买，也就不再出售。

一百四十六、其实大家交白卷都是年级第为什么非要自相残杀呢。

一百四十七、Grass people not to lie, as Gaizhong cactus!

一百四十八、考试的时候，两边的同学都不会，真让我左右为难。

一百四十九、人家是全城热恋我们是全城停电。

一百五十、Brother mixed up to now, can get up and put down the only chopsticks.

一百五十一、遇见了你，我才知道恐龙其实是可以再次出现的。

一百五十二、I don't have the talent, you can accept her.

一百五十三、Now the college students are too bad quality! Come copy feather, actually by shear!

一百五十四、You say you are my friend, in fact, I know that animals are human beings.

一百五十五、毛爷爷脸红的时候最值钱。

一百五十六、总之一句话，要成功先发疯，头脑简单向前冲！

一百五十七、From small to large, the only constant is a do not miss the heart of the book.

一百五十八、我堵上所有时光只爱你一个人。

一百五十九、你说吧，你是想死还是不想活了。

一百六十、The duck would not fly, but it would fly.