幽默短语:明明是笨，却非说是逆向思维

1.如果还在乎我 请回到我身边来好吗

2.ζ 若有一天，我消失了，谁会半夜突然醒来，想我想到泣不成声 。 //*

3.我就是这么个人 宁可让别人觉得我快乐得没心没肺 也不愿意让自己看起来楚楚可怜

4.爱情,友情,全他妈狗屁。

5.为什么我是我，一个平凡不能再平凡的我。

6.当我转身的那一刻、你‘是否会站在我的面前？

7.what a loveiy world it well be with you away.没有了你．这个世界多么寂寞。

8.你想要的，我却不能够给你我全部，我能给的，却又不是你想要拥有的

9.对人对事都掏心挖肺的,最后,却只把自己感动了,

10.我独自在黑暗的房间里，回想过去的过去......

11.难过了，吃自己喜欢的东西。难过了，静静的蹲下来抱着自己，让眼泪尽情的洒落 。

12.爱得不够的情人，只喜欢我笑

13.The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook智慧就是懂得该忽略什么的艺术。Friendship often ends in love, but love, in friendship never友谊常以爱情而结束；而爱情从不能以友谊而告终。If I say leave me alone, actually I need you more than at any time如果我说我想一个人静一静，其实我比任何时候都需要你。When it has is lost, brave to give up.当拥有已经是失去，就勇敢的放弃。If just like why inflated into love.如若只是喜欢何必夸大成爱。I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you.我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。I always love to see the traces of time squat down, like the line by line through my memory. Ants我总是爱蹲下来看地上时光的痕迹，像一行一行蚂蚁穿越我的记忆 。Every time you come to my mind, I realize I'm smiling.每次想到你，我就发现自己是微笑着的。I don't have the strenghth to stay away from you anymore.我再也没有离开你的力气了I'm afraid I can not catch you, just leave me alone.我怕我抓不住你，留下我一个人孤独。Back to have in the past, returned to the original.回得了过去，回不了当初。I just need someone who never lets me down。我只是需要一个永远不会放弃我的人。Day after day. And you separate days every day.一天又一天。和你们分开的日子少了一天又一天。Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.借鉴昨天，活在今天，憧憬明天。sometime affection is a shy flower that takes time to blossom有时爱情是朵含蓄的花，需要时间才会怒放。Everyone has someone in their life that keeps them looking forward to the next day每个人生命里都会有那么一个人，让自己期待新一天的到来。The most qmainful distance, you are not with me but in my heart.最痛的距离，是你不在我身边却在我心里。

14.我不沾花惹草怎么对得起你空前绝后水性杨花

15.我怕你累了烦了厌了倦了、然后不要我了

16.你已经消失好久了。是不是真的不会回来了。yq。

17.一个人，一盒烟；一台电脑坐一天；一个人，一瓶酒；一台电脑坐一宿.

18.一场失恋就像剪坏烫坏的头发 安慰只是温暖的废话。

19.爱应该尽情挥霍 我有胆承受 哪怕让人堕落 也胜过没爱过

20._____, 我把我的心已经给了你,请你不要再把它还给我.

21.其实女孩不需要有倾城倾国的容貌，只需要一个男人为她倾尽一生?

22.I Want happiness , Be you give a care。我要的幸福，是你给予我的在乎。Love is you love me, I love him, he loved her.爱情就是你爱我，我爱他，他爱她。The more you care, the more you have to lose在意的越多，失去的就越多 .I pretend I don't care you, but still I feel the pain.我假?不在乎你，但痛的是我自己。What does it matter where I am if you are not with me.如果没有你，我在哪里又有什么可惜。You think too much, I just happened to pass by.你想多了，我只是恰好路过.Can not give you the best will help you want给不了你最好的 就成全你想要的Like things tend to lose, don't love back to stay.喜欢的东西往往会失去，不喜欢的反留在身边。Can not give you the best will help you want ,给不了你最好的,就成全你想要的,-

23.你说这次再见，也许再也不会见。

24.是否在你心里占据最深位置的永远都是她